Not sure what to get that hard-to-shop-for mother-in-law who-has-everything for her birthday? Still looking for later-than-last-minute Christmas gifts for your siblings? Need to manufacture self-esteem through the compulsive purchasing of useless online junk? Well look no further!

Check out the new Merchandise tab for sweet Deadpan products!

There’s the T-Shirt, the CD…! And probably more to come later!